If a police officer in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, suspects a couple is having sex inside a vehicle they must honk their horn three times, and wait two minutes before being allowed to approach the scene.

An Italian doctor is preparing to perform the first "organ" transplant. Plastic Surgeon Dr Nicolo Scuderi (whos done a lot of 'normal' reconstruction work) has applied to the health ministry, hes envisaging a live-donor type arrangement, and he already has volunteers - two female transexuals who want to undergo gender reassignments, and an ex-transexual who's changed his mind and wants bloke bits again. It's questionable as to whether the new bits will be anything other than decorative. Verrry spooky.

In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania: There is a law against having sex with a truck driver in a toll booth.

Just hours after a local newspaper revealed he had called a phone-sex line 124 times from his courthouse phone, a St. Josep MI district judge resigned his 24-year seat, citing 'continuing difficulties with my hearing.'

In Painesville, Ohio, judge Fred V. Skok issued a marriage license to Paul Smith and Debi Easterly, even though he was aware that Paul describes himself as a lesbian, usually dressed in women's clothes, and is on a three-year regimen toward a complete gender change. Judge Skok, mindful that he could not under Ohio law approve a female-female marriage, merely required a doctor's certificate that Paul currently still has male sex organs.

In Newcastle, Wyoming: There is a law against having sex in a butcher shop's meat freezer.

Undoubtedly, It's Those New Lead-Alloy Implants. Bennie Casson filed a $100,000 lawsuit in Belleville, Ill.,in July against PT's Show Club for its negligence in allowing a stripper to "slam" her breasts into his "neck and head region" as he watched her, a little too close to the stage. Dancer Susan Sykes (aka "Busty Heart") claims show business's biggest chest (88 inches), which Casson said gave him a "bruised, contused, lacerated" neck.
St. Louis Post-Dispatch, July 12

Researchers have discovered that a pigs orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.

In Tremonton, Utah: There is a law against having sex in an ambulance.